Each NFL quarterback as a Christmas film character

It’s nearly Christmas, and whether or not you have fun the vacation or not, no person can deny that Christmas motion pictures are the material of the vacation season. Whether or not it’s watching John McClane climb by way of an air duct with solely assistance from his Zippo, or Buddy the Elf making his gross breakfast spaghetti, vacation motion pictures form this time of 12 months.

This all bought us considering. Is there an equal for each NFL quarterback throughout the big selection of vacation favorites? Let’s see what we will do right here.

AFC East

Josh Allen: Ralphie, A Christmas Story
Has a gun. Fixed worry he’ll shoot his eye out

Tua Tagovailoa: Rudolph, Rudolph the Purple-Nosed Reindeer
Will get completely an excessive amount of credit score for the work of these behind him

Mac Jones: Hermey the Elf, Rudolph The Purple-Nosed Reindeer
Individuals need him to be one thing he doesn’t need to be. Ought to most likely be a dentist like he desires.

Aaron Rodgers: The Grinch, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Lives alone. Household relationships unknown. Hates traditions

Zach Wilson: Han Solo, Star Wars Vacation Particular
He’d moderately be doing one thing else.

AFC West

Russell Wilson: Cousin Catherine, Nationwide Lampoon’s Christmas Trip
Recently when he cooks the turkey bursts open like a corpse.

Patrick Mahomes: Kermit the Frog, A Muppet Christmas Carol
Fairly self-explanatory, proper?

Aidan O’Connell: Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause
The primary man is gone, so now it’s his flip to indicate he’s match for the job

Justin Herbert: Ebenezer Scrooge, A Muppet Christmas Carol
Does sensible solo work, regardless of being surrounded by muppets

AFC North

Lamar Jackson: Kevin McCallister, House Alone
Runs round non cease with out sufficient assist, however nonetheless having his enemies fall for his traps

Joe Burrow: Argyle, Die Laborious
Will miss all of the motion and as a substitute hearken to music in a limo.

Joe Flacco: Bert, Bert & Ernie Alternate Christmas Presents

Kenny Pickett: Donald Trump, House Alone 2
Small palms. Will solely have the job for one time period.

AFC South

C.J. Stroud: Fred Claus, Fred Claus
Stepped into the position not realizing if he may do the job and saved every thing.

Gardner Minshew: The Conductor, The Polar Specific
Has an amazing mustache. Is simply alongside for the journey.

Trevor Lawrence: The reindeer, Prancer
Stunning however wounded. Has nice hair.

Will Levis: Detective John McClane, Die Laborious
Vascular. In all probability sporting a tank prime.

NFC East

Dak Prescott: Frosty, Frosty The Snowman
Melts as quickly as issues warmth up

Tommy DeVito: The leg lamp, A Christmas Story
Obtained it on a whim. Additionally should be Italian.

Jalen Hurts: Howard Langston, Jingle All of the Manner
Is constructed like a freight practice. Will run you over to get what he desires.

Sam Howell: Male lead, Each Hallmark Christmas film
Not essential, however principally there as a result of a man must be on this position

NFC West

Kyler Murray: Jack Doyle, 8-Bit Christmas
Would moderately spend his time enjoying video video games.

Matthew Stafford: Santa Claus, Violent Evening
Outdated, jaded veteran that reclaimed the magic to come back out on prime.

Brock Purdy: Buddy the Elf, Elf
No one is actually positive if this goofy white dude is magic or not.

Geno Smith: Billy Mack, Love Truly
Pulled off the mammoth comeback to turn out to be a rock star once more

NFC North

Justin Fields: George Bailey, It’s A Great Life
Poor dude simply can’t catch a break

Jared Goff: Santa Claus, A Miracle on thirty fourth Road
Has folks believing in magic once more.

Jordan Love: Nick Kringle, Noelle
Inherited the job. Individuals doubt whether or not he’s as much as it.

Kirk Cousins: The piece of Asparagus, Veggie Tales’ The Star of Christmas
Huge. Unoffensive efficiency that has no which means apart from “imprecise Christianity”

NFC South

Desmond Ridder: Certainly one of toys on the island of misfit toys, Rudolph The Purple-Nosed Reindeer
No one desires to play with poor, damaged, cast-out Desmond.

Bryce Younger: Little Cindy Lou Who, How The Grinch Stole Christmas!
Small. Overly good. Nonetheless believes in magic

Derek Carr: Kevin’s dad, House Alone
No one understands why he has that a lot cash.

Baker Mayfield: Eliot Loudermilk, Scrooged
Stable performer. Obtained his job again after being fired.