There have been some actually legendary names on the subject of athletes, however no person has a extra good identify to play on an offensive line than King Massive.
King Massive, who should all the time be referred to by his full identify, dedicated to SMU on Wednesday night time. As a lot as King Massive is the proper identify for King Massive, it may be only a tad bit presumptuous proper now. Presently King Massive is 6’4’ 295 kilos, which is definitely worthy of Prince Massive standing, however everyone knows that as a way to be King Massive it’s important to be effectively over 300 kilos.
By comparability, the opposite massive king in sports activities we’re conscious of is King Hippo from 1987’s Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out! and the measurables on King Hippo had been actually worthy of the “king” title.
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Dude was so huge that they didn’t even trouble to place him on the scales, or at the very least they couldn’t discover a set of scales able to weighing King Hippo.
I point out this as an aspirational objective for King Massive. Turn out to be the large hero you had been destined to turn out to be. All of us imagine in you.
