If Fairly Hopeful (PH) is anticipating to get hitched to Imposing Movie star (IC) anytime quickly, she could have to attend for a very long time—or maybe one other lifetime!
The reality is, whereas IC doesn’t thoughts giving PH infants, he advised Shut Confidant (CC) that he was too traumatized by the scheming methods of his Manipulative Ex (ME) that he’d moderately keep “single” than get sucked into one other marital hellhole. Poor PH!
However given ME’s antics, it isn’t onerous to commiserate with IC.
INQTOP OF THE TABLOIDS
This week’s prime present biz information from the tabloids (and why we’re moved, if we’re moved):
• Maricel Soriano inaming si Vice Ganda ang pinakamalakas niyang nasampal: Dumugo eh (Not quite a lot of her “victims” recall their ear-ringing experiences with “fondness.”)
• Cassy Legaspi sa relasyon nila ni Kyline Alcantara matapos mag-unfollow sa isa’t isa sa Instagram: ‘I believe, civil po’ (Hmm. We expect this “relationship” doesn’t sound promising.)
• MTRCB nagbabala sa publiko matapos mag-viral ang paglafang ni Vice Ganda: ‘Magazine-ingat sa mga pretend information!’ (Of the numerous points thrown its approach, that is the one the MTRCB pays consideration to? Hey?)
• Herlene Budol tanggap na ang katotohanang produkto siya ng ‘gin-bilog’ hindi ng love-making: ‘Nabuo lang ako dahil sa alak’ (Hic. No remark. Hic.)
• Sharon-Gabby binalak magkaroon ng 8 anak (Maybe in a parallel universe.)
• Raquel Pempengco kay Jake Zyrus: Kahit gaano katagal siyang hindi mag-reach out sa amin, household pa rin siya (Time heals all wounds.)
• Richard Gutierrez, Sarah Lahbati trending sa socmed, true bang hiwalay na? (Time will inform.)
• Pagtawag kay Ricci Rivero ng ‘consumer,’ ‘namera,’ ‘could sugar GF’ at ‘cheater,’ inalmahan ng ama; could patutsada na naman kay Andrea Brillantes? (These two are nonetheless at it? Ho-hum.)